My Rules

  • You will have to take a thorough shower upon arrival as I cannot tolerate any pungent odors. You have to wash your TOOL and under and around your BALL SACK and also make sure your GOOCH SPOT is washed clean. Wash your BUTT CRACK and BUTT HOLE 3 times with the wash towel that I will provide for you. Do not wash your toolbox with your hand without using the wash towel. A fine will be assessed at an additional $5,000 upcharge If you whine about having to take a supervised shower upon your arrival. Thank you!